Just an average SMT player
TV, video games, and internet are banned. Only books are permitted.
PINNACLE OF MAN
USA is modernized heavily and eventually dominates Earth with semi-Japanese culture and epic technologies, but Issei makes it so he, and the later Presidents, can own a harem.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Divine Burden
The USA become a mini Juralia, and a drone take out Ken in his sleep.
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
The Absolute Madman
Swords replace guns. And ISIS is supremely screwed.
"We be we baby!"
Red Like Santa
Makes the US 20% cooler.
Now known as Cyber Controller
The Underdog of Fantendo
Makes everything back to normal...or atleast in the US, as the other regions becomes weirder recently...
"If you want troubles, lad, you found it!" -Team Fortress 2 Demoman
IN WARIO WE TRUST. WARIO KNOWS ALL. THOUGHT PROBES ARE MANDATORY.
The Absolute Madman
Every criminal will now be executed by Slenderman.
"We be we baby!"
Don't Try It
Pony Rights for the most part.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
Huh. Still better than Trump.
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
The Absolute Madman
Partying is now a major law, and CJ becomes first lady.
"We be we baby!"
Air shows are now a regular occurrence and state-sponsored.
Blood sacrifices to the government are now encouraged.
The Underdog of Fantendo
Making creepypasta places are now widely encouraged.
"If you want troubles, lad, you found it!" -Team Fortress 2 Demoman
Jer gets all the girls
His first act is to have everybody bring their gold to him
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
America becomes the technological powerhouse of the world.
Red Like Santa
He ends up eating ISIS.
Now known as Cyber Controller
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
The U.S. becomes a third-world country due to it being run by a hyperactive, 12-year-old girl.
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
Amused
Mordecai either ends up destroying the country via laziness or destroying himself if he takes the job seriously.
Formerly known as Bleddyn And I am feeling like a ghost Resident Perky Goth
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Free Bunny Rabbits for everyone(?)
I know little to nothing about MLP
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
Sans continues to make crappy puns, while Flowey becomes a ruthless dictator.
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
Mordecai's antics get him impeached.
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
Assuming that signatures one of Devidramon's quotes... Everyone on the Cabinet is terrified of him. Which is a damn shame, since he spends an excessive amount of time asking for their advice. On the bright side, trying to get reelected (probably) isn't a concern of his, so you can trust him to try to do what he thinks is right. The average American lifespan falls by 50% within a week.
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The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
Population control is easy for him, and he manages to solve several of our problems with said population control. Also, Congress 'vanishes' giving him total control. Shortly afterward, everyone on the Supreme Court also 'vanishes'.
Learning magic is compulsory.